Sunday, 25 October 2020

Scrip 1

 

Minaxi :- (kapde wash kar rhi hai)
Ab to mera dil jage na sota hai kya kru haye kuch kuch hota hai (2)
Bichare ko office me kitna kam rehta hoga kapde kitne mele hai..
(Pocket check krti hai, do movie ki Tickets niklti hai dekhti hai ye kya hai film ki Ticket kiske sath gaye hoge? Kahi mere pith pichhe soutan to nahi bethi hai... Nahi nahi aisa nhi ho sakta, wo to shakshat ram ka swarup hai. Wo aisa nahi kar sakte
( Phir se kapde wash kar rahi hai aur shirt pr se lipstick ka dag dekha)
Minaxi :- he...... Ye kya main usko ram samjhti hu aur wo rasleela khel rehe hai...
(Gusse me hath per wash karti hai apna phone uthati hai aur call krti hai )
Minaxi :- Hello... Kaha pr ho aap
Dhiraj :- is wakt main kaha pr ho sakta hu?
Minaxi :- khel rahe hoge rasleela
Dhiraj :- kya ? Main office me hi hu
Minaxi :- wo jo bhi ho movie kiske sath dekhne gaye the ? Muje sach sach batao..
Dhiraj :- are wo to....
Minaxi :- muje kuch nhi sunna hai sab pata chal gya hai.
Dhiraj :- minaxi.....
Minaxi :- (she is an angry) ab jhuth ki koi gunjaish nahi hai
Dhiraj :- are par meri bat to sun...
Minaxi :- muje kuch nhi sunna hai (gusse me call cut krti hai )
Sale mard jat hote hi aise hai ek se pet nhi bharta har jagah muh marte rehte hai..
Dhiraj :- (tension me hai) iska kya kru me
Nilesh :- (Nilesh Dhiraj ki bate sunta hai.) dhobi ka kutta n ghar ka na ghar raha kya ?
Dhiraj :- are yaar kya bolu me aisi hi situation hai
Nilesh :- par hua kya yah to batao?
Dhiraj :- Hua yah ki meri jeb main se movie ki do ticket mili aur shirt par se ek lipstick ka dag dekha to biwi ne hangama chalu kar diya.. itna shak karti hai na... Muje pareshan karke rakha hai ..
Nilesh :- Apka to achha hai ki sirf shak karti hai. Meri biwi ne dekha hota to goli se uda deti ya mera gala daba deti..chodoo ye sab ab muje to batao ki kiske sath movie dekhne gaye the...?? (Nilesh hasta hai aur Dhiraj ko puchta hai)
Dhiraj :- ab tu bhi shak kar raha hai ?
Nilesh :- Nahi nahi me shak nhi kar raha hu. me bas beshak hoke khali puch raha hu..
Dhiraj :- (gusse me) shak krna aur beshak hoke puchna usme fark kya hai.. sun ab usme hua yah ki
Mera ek friend hai usko usko girlfriend ko movie dekhne le jana tha to muje bola mere pas paise nhi hai tu theater aa aur movie tickets ke please paise de ja aur me usko paise dene gaya to mere friend ne uski girlfriend ko bola movie ki to mil gaye ab popcorn tu khila dena.. uski girlfriend gusse ho gyi aur ek tamacha lagya usko aur bola sala tu to ek number ka khali hai. Phir mere friend bolta hai chal ab hum dono movie dekh aate hai aur main uske sath movie dekhne gya usme Ticket meri jeb me reh gayi.
Nilesh :- Nilesh haste haste bola aur baju wali ne kiss kar di kya ?
Dhiraj :- (Nilesh ko dekhta hai) mere piche koi ladki aa rahi thi usko kisine dhakka lagaya wo mere se takrai uska lipstick ka daag shirt par lag gya aur muje bolti hai sorrry uncle ji maf karna..
Nilesh :- sorrry
Dhiraj :- tu kyu sorrry bol raha hai
Nilesh :-  muje laga wo baju wali ke sath matlab hota hai aisa control nhi hua hoga.. par thik hai kuch nhi hua.
Dhiraj :- ha ab puri duniya kya lagta hai aur kya nahi lagta usme hi lagi hai.
(Dhiraj waha se niklata hai) ab muje hi kuch karna padega. Call krta hai.
Ji main Ronak mishra bol raha hu apki kya seva kar sakta hu..
Dhiraj :- sale teri wajah se mera jina haram ho gya hai
Ronak :- par hua kya ?
Dhiraj :- Biwi shak kar rahi hai movie kiske sath dekhne gye the main kuch bol raha hu to mera sunti hi nhi hai ab kya kru me...
Ronak :- don't worry dost... Main hu na tera yaar hamesha tere sath..
Shyam ko aaunga bhabhi ko thanda kar dunga
Dhiraj :- kya
Ronak :- are bhabhi ko samja dungi
Dhiraj :- par kaise?
Ronak :- Mal ko kamal se kaise samjate hai wo tu dekhte ja....
Dhiraj :- ye tu kya bol raha hai (gusse me call cut krta hai)
Dono ghar pe pahochte hai
Ronak :- kya soch raha hai tera khima banega ki dhokala?
Dhiraj :- muje nahi pata yaar tu hi door ball baja.
Ronak :- tu bole to door ball kya dhol nagara bajadu.
Dhiraj :- abe salee meri yaha....
Ronak :- nahi nhii .. (ball baj jata hai)
Minaxi :-  (Door open krti hai)
Ronak :- Bhabhi kaisi ho kya haal chal hai... Kyu kuch bol nhi rahe ho ..
Minaxi :- aapke dost ko hi puch lijiye..
Ronak :- Ab tune kya kiya? Bhabhi ke chain aur sukun abhi ke abhi aapas kar..
Dhiraj :- (Ronak ko dekhta hai) salee isiliye to tuje bulaya hai.
Minaxi :- Bhaiya ji usko koi bha gai hai, wo tan badan sab par chha gai hai..
Ronak :- kya bol rahe ho bhabhi sach...
Minaxi :- wo kisike sath picture dekhne gaye the.. aur..
Ronak :- aur kya bhabhi..
Minaxi :- Aur andar andar kya hua wo main apko bata nhi sakti....
(Kitchen me jaati hai pani lene)
Ronak :- sale tu to extra advance nikla...
Dhiraj :- arey yaar tu suljane aaya hai ki uljanee. mera bnaya sansar tabah kr dega...
Ronak :- Tu emotional hai to me hu solution dekh abhi hota hai kya...
(Minaxi pani leke aati hai)
Ronak :- bhabhi yha bethiye. Main apko batata hu ki actually hua kya tha.. bhabhi main movie dekhne gaya tha...
Minaxi :- Ap kabse lipstick karne lage achaa... Hai... Hai... Aap wo... Ho... Aur aap bhi.... He bhagwan yahi sab chal raha tha to muje pehle kyu nhi bataya....
Mere kitne arman the meri zindgi barbad ho gai...
Ronak :- areeee.... Bhabhi... Aap hume galat samaj rahi hoo... Me meri girlfriend ko leke movie dekhne gaya tha...
Minaxi :- to ye sab pehle batana chahiye tha na..
Dhiraj :- haan tum bolne deti to wo sunata naa...
Minaxi :- (confuse) to movie ki Ticket isske jeb se...
Ronak :- main iske kapde pahenke gaya tha....
(Minakshi dono ko per se sar tak dekhti hai)
Minaxi :- yeh kaise ho sakta hai..
(Dhiraj Ronak ek dusre ko dekhte hai)
Ronak :- bhabhi wo na abhi fashion chal rahi hai exchange kapde pahenne ki... Mere kapde itne achhe nahi the to me iske kapde pahenke gya aur aap iss bichare pe shak kar rahi hai...
Minaxi :- He bhagwan muje maaf karna maine aap par shak kiya..
Ronak :- Bhagavan se kyu? inse mafi magiye...
Minaxi :- (shy) yahi to mere bhagvan hai. (Dhiraj ko dekhti hai) maine aap par shak kiya main har somvar chhapaan bhog chadhaungi.. main upvas krungi Pooja path krungi par muje maaf krna .
Dhiraj :- ab ek do bhog muje bhi chadha do tere chakkar me pure din se kuch nhi khaya hai..
Minaxi :- Ha. Ha. Maine kab mana kiya. Abhi khana lagati hu.
(Minaxi vaha se jati hai...)
( Dhiraj and Ronak Both are seeing each other and both are claping each other.)

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